Our pool now sparkles with clear water. |
I remember as a boy discovering a sign with a formula for
achieving such balance. It read: sleep 8 hours, work 8 hours, fun and
recreation 8 hours. The sign was posted
in some business establishments. Then, someone who thought he knew better than
the person responsible for the original draft added, “but not the same 8 hours.” Apparently, this person didn’t believe in
multitasking.
World renowned counselor and soothsayer, Senor Opus--created by Berke Breathed |
When I was 8 years old I broke my leg. It was a corkscrew
fracture that didn’t involve the shin or any surgery. The young intern who worked with the
specialist who put my leg in a cast was so impressive I decided I wanted to
become a doctor. My mother was pleased. Not having all the information
necessary to make a life changing decision of this magnitude my career path
remained in tact until I reached high school and realized a quality grasp of
chemistry was required to attend medical school, which unfortunately is a
precursor to becoming a doctor. It made little sense to me since no chemicals
were involved in the setting of my leg. Not only did I not make it through
chemistry in either high school or college, but I struggled in biology, another
requirement for those medical schools. Again, I contend there were no plants or
animals involved in the doctoring of my injury. My plan was thrown asunder. A more determined personality might have
charged on in pursuit of a career in medicine recognizing the imbalance between
the instructional design and the actual practice. Many people I know consider
“bedside manner” an important trait in a physician. I am certain I could have
weighed heavily on the attributes needed to project a congenial bedside manner
as a means of countering my limited proficiency in chemical and biological
applications to bring the right balance to my career. Unfortunately, especially for my mother, I
lacked such vision.
Some of the chemicals used to achieve the right balance. |
This week I did however find a way to find the right balance
to rid myself of a problem that so many of us encounter lurking in our
backyard. Yes, I’m talking about algae
in the pool. While striving to find a
balance between the amount of time I spend writing, sleeping and recreating, I
noticed the little yellow creatures that cling to the plaster at the bottom of
our pool were not being sucked up by our robot.
My lovely wife, Debbie, who is dying to get in the pool and exercise her
broken ankle, told me I could call upon Paul, our former employee who prior to
our retirement came by weekly to clean our pool. Possibly influenced by watching the first few
episodes of Breaking Bad I determined to take the challenge of ridding our
environ of the invaders and restoring the right balance to the water. After a short lesson on chlorine and
phosphorous at our local pool store and consulting my aura counselor—Senor Opus,
I proceeded to brush the sides of the
pool, run the pump through a backwash procedure, recharge my filter with DE and
add copious amounts of chemicals to the cloudy water. Amazingly, it worked. Order has been restored
and I have achieved the right balance. Now, if I can just do the same for the
rest of my life the direction I am headed may appear as clear as the water in
the pool.
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